I am reminded of a tall tale about Ben Hooper. The story goes something like this…
Ben Hooper was picked on as a kid because he grew up without a dad. Ben started attending a church. One day, Ben Hooper got caught in service and couldn’t leave. The pastor asked him who his dad is… the church fell silent.
Sometimes, pastors are great at creating awkward moments. Like when you show up hungover and the sermon is about drinking… this was the EXACT same tension.
The pastor looked at him and smiled…. I know who your dad is, you are a child of God. Now go out there and claim it!
If Ben Hooper was alive to tell the story, he would tell you on that day…. that was when I was elected Governor of Tennessee.
An Internet Troll as President
Donald is most famous for…. well nothing. Outside of being Donald Trump. He is rich. Owns beauty pageants. He had a reality TV show. Now he is president. Why is he president, though?
Twitter….Twitter…. TWITTER! Hillary has 11.1 Million Followers, The Donald has 15.1 Million.
Donald Trump won the presidency, not because of politics… but he won based on air time.
People followed Donald Trump before he ran for President. People that were just regular people. The only people that followed Hillary were people interested in politics.
Do you see the difference?
Donald Trump, Ben Hooper, and Drew Tolbert
The day we elected an internet troll as our president…. was the day I was elected Governor of Alabama.
Make no mistakes, I support President-elect Trump… because he is that President-elect. I am not angry or even upset he is going to be President.
I am not upset because regardless of anyone’s vote. He is the President of our great nation.
Truth be told… We are very similar. Both of us have way more followers on twitter that we deserve. Neither of us has political experience. Not to mention our smoking hot first ladies. (and use of the paralipsis)
If Alabama can get behind Donald Trump. They can get behind me. The establishment has got us nowhere, so let’s break all the rules and all the polls and take back what is rightfully ours.
Thank you for your support
Drew “deplorable internet troll” Tolbert